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Oltre 10 supermercati hackerati in Sicilia, temperature alle stelle in banchi frigo e congelatori

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·2 Nov, 07:00 pm
Oltre 10 supermercati hackerati in Sicilia, temperature alle stelle in banchi frigo e congelatori — Italy
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The Straight Version

Punti vendita colpiti a Palermo, Catania e Ragusa. Al lavoro la polizia postale. L’attacco uguale a quello europeo. Bucati i firewall di protezione

The UNHINGED Take

"Oltre 10 supermercati hackerati in Sicilia, temperature alle stelle in banchi frigo e congelatori" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Oltre 10 supermercati hackerati in Sicilia, temperature alle stelle in banchi frigo e congelatori" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Oltre 10 supermercati hackerati in Sicilia, temperature alle stelle in banchi frigo e congelatori" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/oltre-10-supermercati-hackerati-in-sicilia-temperature-alle #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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