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Rubio pronto a dimettersi. Parte il duello con Vance per le presidenziali del 2028

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·6 Nov, 03:00 am
Rubio pronto a dimettersi. Parte il duello con Vance per le presidenziali del 2028 — Italy
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The Straight Version

Rubio is storming toward resignation, challenging Vice Prez Vance in the 2028 presidential duel.

The UNHINGED Take

Rubio's resignation pilgrimage is just a snitches tour to the Oval Office circus. Vance is the clowny clown demanding the crown while Trump ghosts like a cold pizza.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED VOTE DUMMIES / 10

Rubio's resignation pilgrimage is just a snitches tour to the Oval Office circus.

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