The Straight Version
Trump offers Dana White a press secretary role, linking his MAGA brand to MMA.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's brain whitening: handing chaos the press office, expecting White to juggle truth like a UFC grappler. This is political roulette in a shogun's scepter.
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The Bottom Line
MAGA DUMMIES / 10
Trump's brain whitening: handing chaos the press office, expecting White to juggle truth like a UFC grappler.
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