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Chiefs add kicker Justin Tucker to practice squad as Harrison Butker struggles

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·29 Oct, 04:56 am
Chiefs add kicker Justin Tucker to practice squad as Harrison Butker struggles — Japan
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The Straight Version

Tucker was released by the Baltimore Ravens in May 2025 amid declining production and allegations from 16 massage therapists who had accused him of sexual misconduct.

The UNHINGED Take

"Chiefs add kicker Justin Tucker to practice squad as Harrison Butker struggles" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Chiefs add kicker Justin Tucker to practice squad as Harrison Butker struggles" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Chiefs add kicker Justin Tucker to practice squad as Harrison Butker struggles" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/chiefs-add-kicker-justin-tucker-to-practice-squad #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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