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China in touch with Yemen’s Houthis to allow ships to sail through Red Sea, sources say

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·29 Jul, 02:30 am
China in touch with Yemen’s Houthis to allow ships to sail through Red Sea, sources say — Japan
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The Straight Version

The Houthis declared their blockade on July 20, opening a new front against the U.S. and its allies in the Iran war and expanding attacks on tankers.

The UNHINGED Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. The Houthis declared their blockade on July 20, opening a new front against the U.S. and its allies in the Iran war and expanding attacks on tankers.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/china-in-touch-with-yemens-houthis-to-allow #UnhingedWorld

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