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China keeps faith in Trump even as ‘total defeat’ adds new risks

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·5 Nov, 02:43 am
China keeps faith in Trump even as ‘total defeat’ adds new risks — Japan
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The Straight Version

Trump and Xi will meet again for a third summit this week.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump still thinks the Red Giant is a kiddie smooth talker; Xi pretends it’s a grand family reunion. Pure delusion, the world watches a emperor roll in the sand.

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Reaction GIF for China keeps faith in Trump even as ‘total defeat’ adds new risks

The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump still thinks the Red Giant is a kiddie smooth talker; Xi pretends it’s a grand family reunion.

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Trump still thinks the Red Giant is a kiddie smooth talker; Xi pretends it’s a grand family reunion. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/china-keeps-faith-in-trump-even-as-total #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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