The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered Dana White the White House press secretary position, which White subsequently declined.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump trying to swap articulate press briefings for cage fighting spectacles is the final evolution of his CTE-addled brain. Even Dana White realizes the White House is a more pathetic circus.
The Bottom Line
LOBOTOMY REQUIRED / 10
Trump trying to swap articulate press briefings for cage fighting spectacles is the final evolution of his CTE-addled brain.
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Trump trying to swap articulate press briefings for cage fighting spectacles is the final evolution of his CTE-addled brain. LOBOTOMY REQUIRED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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