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Dozens of Democrats eyeing 2028 presidential run, says former Obama aide

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 04:51 pm
Dozens of Democrats eyeing 2028 presidential run, says former Obama aide — Japan
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The Straight Version

Jim Messina tells the BBC that after Democrats' midterm victories he's talked to "over two dozen campaigns", with some already hiring staff.

The UNHINGED Take

"Dozens of Democrats eyeing 2028 presidential run, says former Obama aide" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Dozens of Democrats eyeing 2028 presidential run, says former Obama aide" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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