DR Congo's Ebola outbreak death toll climbs to 600

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·9 Jul, 12:58 pm

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The confirmed death toll from the Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo has risen to 600.

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These politicians think a press conference can cure a hemorrhagic fever, but it’s just a pawn in a global pharmacy. The WHO announcing a 34% fatality rate is like a chef telling you the soup is too salty—simplicity and horror in one hand. Congo’s still punching VLamps hard while the rest of the world swipe it off its palm.

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DR Congo's Ebola outbreak death toll climbs to 600

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