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Ethiopian PM puts ministers through military training

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·31 Oct, 02:28 pm
Ethiopian PM puts ministers through military training — Japan
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The Straight Version

Ethiopian PM forces ministers to undergo military drills, proving his 'preparedness' agenda.

The UNHINGED Take

He thinks sweating in muddy trenches solves cabinet crisis. Better catch those ministers before their 'preparedness' turns into a parade of terrified politicians.

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The Bottom Line

DISEASED PREP / 10

He thinks sweating in muddy trenches solves cabinet crisis.

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