The Straight Version
Philippe rejects the primary proposed by rival Attal.
The UNHINGED Take
Philippe just flaked on a primary, let the party drop the mic. Attal's scheme? Pure reverse sushi roll, buffer overflow of comical incompetence.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // SUSHI ROLL FLOPGIF
The Bottom Line
CLEANLY BELLY / 10
Philippe just flaked on a primary, let the party drop the mic.
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Philippe just flaked on a primary, let the party drop the mic. CLEANLY BELLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/french-presidential-candidate-douard-philippe-rejects-centre-right #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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