The Straight Version
Jean-Luc Mélenchon is launching his 2027 presidential bid with promises to slash the retirement age to 60.
The UNHINGED Take
Mélenchon is trying to bribe the French into an early grave while the economy bleeds out. Enjoy your baguette-fueled retirement tour of a bankrupt nation, you absolute fossil.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL ECONOMIC SUICIDE / 10
Mélenchon is trying to bribe the French into an early grave while the economy bleeds out.
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Mélenchon is trying to bribe the French into an early grave while the economy bleeds out. COLOSSAL ECONOMIC SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/french-presidential-hopeful-m-lenchon-set-to-launch #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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