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'Identity crisis': Can Democrats 'deliver' following their 'historic', once in a generation victory?

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 03:27 pm
'Identity crisis': Can Democrats 'deliver' following their 'historic', once in a generation victory? — Japan
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The Straight Version

Democrats claim historic mandate but face 'deliver' crisis with Trump still flying high.

The UNHINGED Take

They sold our future for sausage rolls and call it governance. Classic. Same old circus.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED STUPID / 10

They sold our future for sausage rolls and call it governance.

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