The Straight Version
The US intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, according to US Central Command.
The UNHINGED Take
Yabai desu ne, these idiots are at it again, shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Dragon Quest, Iran and the US are like two yakuza clans going at each other's throats, and we're all just stuck in the middle, what a bunch of bakayaro, can't they just get their act together for once?
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BAKA / 10
Yabai desu ne, these idiots are at it again, shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Dragon Quest, Iran and the US are like two yakuza clans going at each other's throats, and we're all just stuck in the middle, what a bunch of bakayaro, can't they just get their act together for once?
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Yabai desu ne, these idiots are at it again, shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Dragon Quest, Iran and the US are like two yakuza clans going at each other's throats, and we're all just stuck in the middle, what a bunch of bakayaro, can't they just get the
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