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Japanese stocks sink as U.S. midterm results hit tech shares

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·4 Nov, 05:23 am
Japanese stocks sink as U.S. midterm results hit tech shares — Japan
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The Straight Version

Japanese stocks fell 4.8% after U.S. midterms knocked tech shares.

The UNHINGED Take

Midterms dumped the Nikkei 4.8% deep, stronger than a tsunami at an expo. Chips & AI slid 13%—even J-Corp’s robots applaud the crash.

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The Bottom Line

CHIP FUBAR / 10

Midterms dumped the Nikkei 4.8% deep, stronger than a tsunami at an expo.

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Midterms dumped the Nikkei 4.8% deep, stronger than a tsunami at an expo. CHIP FUBAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/japanese-stocks-sink-as-u-s-midterm-results #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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