The Straight Version
Japan has experienced a significant number of major earthquakes over the past 15 years, accounting for about 20% of global earthquakes of magnitude 6 or higher
The UNHINGED Take
Yappari, this country's gonna get crushed by some massive earthquake any day now, and those baka politicians will just be standing there, looking like a bunch of ahō, saying 'shōga nai' and doing nothing, it's like, what's the point of even having a government, right? I mean, we're talking about a country that's basically a giant fault line, and we're still building crap apartment complexes like they're going out of style, it's a miracle we haven't all been squished yet. Japan, man... it's like we're just asking for it.
The Bottom Line
TOO EXTRA / 10
Yappari, this country's gonna get crushed by some massive earthquake any day now, and those baka politicians will just be standing there, looking like a bunch of ahō, saying 'shōga nai' and doing nothing, it's like, what's the point of even having a government, right?
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Yappari, this country's gonna get crushed by some massive earthquake any day now, and those baka politicians will just be standing there, looking like a bunch of ahō, saying 'shōga nai' and doing nothing, it's like, what's the point of even having a government, right? T
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