The Straight Version
The National Disaster Management Agency, which opens Monday, will serve as an operational control tower to boost the nation's disaster preparedness.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Japan’s new disaster agency aims to streamline response, but challenges remain: "Japan’s new disaster agency aims to streamline response, but challenges remain". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Japan’s new disaster agency aims to streamline response, but challenges remain: "Japan’s new disaster agency aims to streamline response, but challenges remain".
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