The Straight Version
JAXA astronaut Ayu Yoneda plans to speak Japanese while on the surface of the moon.
The UNHINGED Take
Spending billions to scream into a vacuum where nobody can hear you is peak JAXA delusion. Maybe focus on fixing the terrestrial economy before polluting the lunar surface with more bureaucracy.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL TAXPAYER SCAM / 10
Spending billions to scream into a vacuum where nobody can hear you is peak JAXA delusion.
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Spending billions to scream into a vacuum where nobody can hear you is peak JAXA delusion. TOTAL TAXPAYER SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/japans-newest-female-astronaut-wants-to-speak-japanese #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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