The Straight Version
Sumo training methods in Tokyo remain virtually identical to those used two centuries ago.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to progress that you think sweating in a loincloth the same way as your ancestors is a flex. It is not tradition, it is a fossilized circus.
The Bottom Line
NEANDERTHAL LEVEL STAGNATION / 10
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to progress that you think sweating in a loincloth the same way as your ancestors is a flex.
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