The Straight Version
The Japan Coast Guard identified a megamullion seafloor formation which has officially been granted national heritage status.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving a pile of wet rocks heritage status is peak bureaucratic cope for a nation running out of things to actually celebrate. It is literally just a underwater tectonic speed bump.

The Bottom Line
GEOLOGICALLY CRINGE / 10
Giving a pile of wet rocks heritage status is peak bureaucratic cope for a nation running out of things to actually celebrate.
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