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Kioxia warns flash memory prices stalling after outlook miss

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·1 Nov, 02:36 am
Kioxia warns flash memory prices stalling after outlook miss — Japan
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The Straight Version

The chipmaker's outlook suggests the unprecedented price spikes of the past year or so are starting to level off.

The UNHINGED Take

"Kioxia warns flash memory prices stalling after outlook miss" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Kioxia warns flash memory prices stalling after outlook miss" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Kioxia warns flash memory prices stalling after outlook miss" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/kioxia-warns-flash-memory-prices-stalling-after-outlook #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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