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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Jul, 02:51 am
Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies — Japan
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The Straight Version

US and Saudi warplanes carried out strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks

The UNHINGED Take

Yaaas, those Iran-backed yakuza wannabes got served, but let's be real, this is just more of the same oldurusu geopolitics, big countries throwing their weight around, ain't no one gonna solve squat, just more fertilizer for the war machine, and by the way, what's with the Strait of Hormuz nonsense, sounds like some Ionami-style territorial piss fight

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Yaaas, those Iran-backed yakuza wannabes got served, but let's be real, this is just more of the same oldurusu geopolitics, big countries throwing their weight around, ain't no one gonna solve squat, just more fertilizer for the war machine, and by the way, what's with the Strait of Hormuz nonsense, sounds like some Ionami-style territorial piss fight

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Yaaas, those Iran-backed yakuza wannabes got served, but let's be real, this is just more of the same oldurusu geopolitics, big countries throwing their weight around, ain't no one gonna solve squat, just more fertilizer for the war machine, and by the way, what's with

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