The Straight Version
A ministry panel has recommended a 4.9% boost to the minimum wage, which would affect over 50 million workers and take effect starting in October
The UNHINGED Take
Yare yare, these bureaucrats think a 4.9% wage boost is gonna make a difference, meanwhile people are still getting crushed by rent and sento prices, it's all just a bunch of ikura devoid of actual substance, what a joke, and of course it's gonna start in October, because who needs money during the summer when all the obon festivals are happening
The Bottom Line
TOO LITTLE TOO LATE / 10
Yare yare, these bureaucrats think a 4.9% wage boost is gonna make a difference, meanwhile people are still getting crushed by rent and sento prices, it's all just a bunch of ikura devoid of actual substance, what a joke, and of course it's gonna start in October, because who needs money during the summer when all the obon festivals are happening
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Yare yare, these bureaucrats think a 4.9% wage boost is gonna make a difference, meanwhile people are still getting crushed by rent and sento prices, it's all just a bunch of ikura devoid of actual substance, what a joke, and of course it's gonna start in October, becau
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