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MLB heads into offseason of uncertainty with lockout looming

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·30 Oct, 07:55 am
MLB heads into offseason of uncertainty with lockout looming — Japan
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The Straight Version

Major League Baseball faces a potential lockout as owners and players clash over proposed salary cap restrictions.

The UNHINGED Take

Billionaire owners and pampered athletes are crying poor while fighting over mountains of cash. It is a pathetic circus of greed that deserves to fold entirely.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GREED FEST / 10

Billionaire owners and pampered athletes are crying poor while fighting over mountains of cash.

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