The Straight Version
North Korea denies US claim of its role in $6B Binance hack, calling it absurd rhetoric.
The UNHINGED Take
North Korea's 'absurd rhetoric' sounds like ramen noodle excuses. Meanwhile, Binance's $6B emptied faster than a sushi chef's fish bowl—no wonder the U.S. wants the story to taste like burnt tempura.
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The Bottom Line
CIRCLIST CHAOS / 10
North Korea's 'absurd rhetoric' sounds like ramen noodle excuses.
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North Korea's 'absurd rhetoric' sounds like ramen noodle excuses. CIRCLIST CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/north-korea-rejects-us-allegations-over-6-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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