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NTT Docomo faces network glitches

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·5 Nov, 09:58 am
NTT Docomo faces network glitches — Japan
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The Straight Version

The network glitches started around 11:20 a.m., the Japanese mobile phone carrier said, adding that it is investigating the cause.

The UNHINGED Take

"NTT Docomo faces network glitches" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"NTT Docomo faces network glitches" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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