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Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 05:08 pm
Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology — Japan
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The Straight Version

Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology

The UNHINGED Take

"Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Real Madrid matches still banned in China despite Mbappe apology" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/real-madrid-matches-still-banned-in-china-despite #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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