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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 12:25 pm
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — Japan
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The Straight Version

Civilians are finally fleeing Russian-occupied Oleshky, though some remain in the ghost town without basic utilities.

The UNHINGED Take

Staying in a freezing, waterless war zone just to guard a pile of rubble is a special kind of room-temperature IQ flex.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

Staying in a freezing, waterless war zone just to guard a pile of rubble is a special kind of room-temperature IQ flex.

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Staying in a freezing, waterless war zone just to guard a pile of rubble is a special kind of room-temperature IQ flex. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/residents-leave-devastated-russian-occupied-oleshky-as-evacuation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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