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Rocket launcher deal illustrates deepening Russia-Iran relations

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 11:28 am
Rocket launcher deal illustrates deepening Russia-Iran relations — Japan
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The Straight Version

Russia and Iran are deepening military cooperation, including a deal involving rocket launchers and a potential security treaty.

The UNHINGED Take

Two global pariahs playing pass-the-parcel with missiles is the geopolitical equivalent of a suicide pact between two dumpster fires. Putin and Rezaei are just speedrunning the apocalypse for the lols.

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The Bottom Line

GEOPOLITICAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Two global pariahs playing pass-the-parcel with missiles is the geopolitical equivalent of a suicide pact between two dumpster fires.

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