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Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 09:13 am
Russia says it hit Ukrainian postal hub and ship as Ukraine strikes Ryazan — Japan
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The Straight Version

Russia and Ukraine exchanged overnight drone strikes, targeting a Ukrainian postal hub and Russian energy facilities.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending millions in high-tech ordinance just to blow up a post office and a power grid. Two failing states obsessed with mutual erasure while the rest of the world watches this pathetic, expensive slap-fight.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Imagine spending millions in high-tech ordinance just to blow up a post office and a power grid.

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Imagine spending millions in high-tech ordinance just to blow up a post office and a power grid. ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/russia-says-it-hit-ukrainian-postal-hub-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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