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Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·3 Nov, 12:07 am
Thousands of European troops to rehearse Ukraine deployment in event of peace — Japan
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The Straight Version

European troops set to rehearse a Ukraine deployment, pledging no offensive action.

The UNHINGED Take

Europe's troops parade in mock Ukraine drills, promising no offense, while the world watches their silent swagger. If you’re looking for action, search elsewhere—this is just rehearsed drama.

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Europe's troops parade in mock Ukraine drills, promising no offense, while the world watches their silent swagger.

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