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Toyota monthly sales fall as China slump enters eighth month

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·29 Oct, 11:01 am
Toyota monthly sales fall as China slump enters eighth month — Japan
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The Straight Version

Toyota's monthly sales in China have declined for eight consecutive months as market dominance continues to crumble.

The UNHINGED Take

Toyota is finally learning that you cannot ride the legacy train forever while the Chinese market feeds your overpriced sedans into the scrap heap of history.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE DEATH SPIRAL / 10

Toyota is finally learning that you cannot ride the legacy train forever while the Chinese market feeds your overpriced sedans into the scrap heap of history.

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