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Trump hand-picked Senate candidates. Republicans paid the price.

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: NHK World·4 Nov, 07:37 am
Trump hand-picked Senate candidates. Republicans paid the price. — Japan
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The Straight Version

Tuesday's results revealed the U.S. president was unable to persuade the broader electorate to back his choices.

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump hand-picked Senate candidates. Republicans paid the price." — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"Trump hand-picked Senate candidates.

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