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Trump, Vance and candidates make final push before US midterms

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 05:07 pm
Trump, Vance and candidates make final push before US midterms — Japan
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The Straight Version

Republicans and Democrats hold last rallies around the United States as polls point to a tight congressional race.

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump, Vance and candidates make final push before US midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Trump, Vance and candidates make final push before US midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Trump, Vance and candidates make final push before US midterms" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/trump-vance-and-candidates-make-final-push-before #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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