The Straight Version
Trump and Xi are preparing to meet to discuss agriculture and rare earth supply commitments.
The UNHINGED Take
Two ego-bloated titans playing global trade chicken while the rest of us watch them burn the house down for a handful of dirt and soybeans. Absolute geriatric pantomime.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
Two ego-bloated titans playing global trade chicken while the rest of us watch them burn the house down for a handful of dirt and soybeans.
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Two ego-bloated titans playing global trade chicken while the rest of us watch them burn the house down for a handful of dirt and soybeans. COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/u-s-urges-china-to-meet-rare-earths #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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