The Straight Version
US sells 500 Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The UNHINGED Take
Sideshow CIA smugglers hand over missiles while Putin watches like a cat hoarding kibble; Ukraine thanks, Russia’s just laughing in the dying sky.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Sideshow CIA smugglers hand over missiles while Putin watches like a cat hoarding kibble; Ukraine thanks, Russia’s just laughing in the dying sky.
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Sideshow CIA smugglers hand over missiles while Putin watches like a cat hoarding kibble; Ukraine thanks, Russia’s just laughing in the dying sky. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/us-approves-sale-of-500-patriot-missiles-to #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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