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US Justice Department sues Penn State over undocumented students’ tuition

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 05:57 am
US Justice Department sues Penn State over undocumented students’ tuition — Japan
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The Straight Version

US Justice Dept sues Penn State over allowing undocumented students discounted tuition.

The UNHINGED Take

Penn State stuffed ghosts into tuition coffers; US Justice Dept severs the fat fingers that hid the trick.

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Penn State stuffed ghosts into tuition coffers; US Justice Dept severs the fat fingers that hid the trick.

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