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US midterm election results live: Polls start closing in some states

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 10:30 pm
US midterm election results live: Polls start closing in some states — Japan
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The Straight Version

Polls begin closing across US states starting at 23:00 GMT in Indiana and Kentucky.

The UNHINGED Take

US midterms: Indiana and Kentucky pretend their votes count while the empire burns. Absolute kusoge.

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US midterms: Indiana and Kentucky pretend their votes count while the empire burns.

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