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US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:53 am
US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates — Japan
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The Straight Version

Despite a record number of independents, third-party candidates and voters struggle to penetrate the two-party system.

The UNHINGED Take

"US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/us-midterms-what-to-know-about-independent-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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