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When will we know the US midterm election results?

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 07:27 am
When will we know the US midterm election results? — Japan
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The Straight Version

US midterm election results, first expected Tuesday, could take days for final tallies.

The UNHINGED Take

Days for results? Is this America or a rural Japanese village trying to count rice grains with an abacus? Absolute chaos, your democracy is munted.

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BRAIN-DEAD BUREAUCRACY / 10

Days for results?

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