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Which way will Israel break? Netanyahu still in it after election night surprises

🇯🇵 Japan·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 07:34 pm
Which way will Israel break? Netanyahu still in it after election night surprises — Japan
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu survives election night despite worst result since 1999, Arab parties inroads, highest turnout in decades.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel's ballot circus morphs into a nightmare; Netanyahu clutches power like a broken puppet while Arabs snip his pride, Likud's brittle ambition still cracks ominously.

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Israel's ballot circus morphs into a nightmare; Netanyahu clutches power like a broken puppet while Arabs snip his pride, Likud's brittle ambition still cracks ominously.

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Israel's ballot circus morphs into a nightmare; Netanyahu clutches power like a broken puppet while Arabs snip his pride, Likud's brittle ambition still cracks ominously. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/jp/which-way-will-israel-break-netanyahu-still-i

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