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A Gulf non-aggression pact could be the path forward

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 07:03 am
A Gulf non-aggression pact could be the path forward — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Oman is attempting to mediate a non-aggression pact to stabilize security across the Gulf region.

The UNHINGED Take

Oman is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the entire desert lights itself on fire. Imagine thinking a piece of paper will stop decades of blood feuds and greed.

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COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Oman is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the entire desert lights itself on fire.

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