The Straight Version
The FBI linked North Korea to the theft of 6 billion dollars in cryptocurrency from Binance.
The UNHINGED Take
Kim Jong Un is literally speedrunning global finance to fund his next missile hobby while Binance security guards were clearly busy eating crayons. Total digital bank robbery level amateur hour.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Kim Jong Un is literally speedrunning global finance to fund his next missile hobby while Binance security guards were clearly busy eating crayons.
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Kim Jong Un is literally speedrunning global finance to fund his next missile hobby while Binance security guards were clearly busy eating crayons. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/fbi-says-north-korea-behind-6-billion-binance #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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