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Abdul El-Sayed did not have to become less Muslim to win

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:53 am
Abdul El-Sayed did not have to become less Muslim to win — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Abdul El-Sayed won a political race in Michigan while maintaining his Muslim identity throughout the campaign.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking identity politics is the main event while the system burns. He won the game, but the house still owns the board and he is just another suit in the circus.

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MID TIER PANDERING / 10

Imagine thinking identity politics is the main event while the system burns.

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