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UK jailing of Indian sailor over Russia sanctions sets off ‘perfect storm’

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 08:32 am
UK jailing of Indian sailor over Russia sanctions sets off ‘perfect storm’ — Kenya
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The Straight Version

British soldiers seized Captain Ajay Pant's tanker in international waters for allegedly breaching Russian sanctions.

The UNHINGED Take

The UK is out here acting like ocean police, kidnapping sailors in international waters to fuel their pathetic geopolitical theater. This is just high-seas bullying for the cameras.

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The Bottom Line

COLONIAL POWER TRIP / 10

The UK is out here acting like ocean police, kidnapping sailors in international waters to fuel their pathetic geopolitical theater.

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The UK is out here acting like ocean police, kidnapping sailors in international waters to fuel their pathetic geopolitical theater. COLONIAL POWER TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/uk-jailing-of-indian-sailor-over-russia-sanctions #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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