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Afcon to return to two-year cycle after Caf U-turn

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·30 Oct, 08:39 am
Afcon to return to two-year cycle after Caf U-turn — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Afcon will switch back to a two-year cycle after CAF reversed its earlier four-year plan.

The UNHINGED Take

CAF flipped four-year plans like a toddler who swears, only to let Afcon jog halfway back. The only real damage? Their credibility slipped faster than a Kenyan musician’s loyalty during a recording contract.

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The Bottom Line

IMPOTENT CHAOS / 10

CAF flipped four-year plans like a toddler who swears, only to let Afcon jog halfway back.

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CAF flipped four-year plans like a toddler who swears, only to let Afcon jog halfway back. IMPOTENT CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/afcon-to-return-to-two-year-cycle-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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