The Straight Version
Kenyans were charged in a 130 million dollar US scheme using stolen identities to claim student aid.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to honest work that you invent ghost students to fleece Uncle Sam. Truly world-class husslers, except you are just bottom-tier criminals waiting for the cuffs.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN BEHAVIOUR / 10
Imagine being so pathologically allergic to honest work that you invent ghost students to fleece Uncle Sam.
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Imagine being so pathologically allergic to honest work that you invent ghost students to fleece Uncle Sam. ABSOLUTE CLOWN BEHAVIOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/how-kenyans-got-caught-in-130m-us-ghost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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