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US convicts Rwandan man who hid genocide role for decades

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Star Kenya·29 Oct, 01:49 pm
US convicts Rwandan man who hid genocide role for decades — Kenya
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The Straight Version

A Rwandan man was convicted in the US for lying to conceal his role in the 1994 genocide.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking you could outrun a literal genocide by hiding in the US like some cockroach. The long arm of karma finally slapped this coward into a permanent concrete box.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE TRASH HUMAN / 10

Imagine thinking you could outrun a literal genocide by hiding in the US like some cockroach.

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