The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro flees Brazil, lands in Florida with family.
The UNHINGED Take
Flavio's escape to Florida proves he’s a couch‑concert, not a leader. His family pockets cash like a Kenyan javelin—pure clown jig.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Flavio's escape to Florida proves he’s a couch‑concert, not a leader.
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Flavio's escape to Florida proves he’s a couch‑concert, not a leader. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/bolsonaro-turns-up-in-florida-after-vanishing-from #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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