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'Israeli president trying to form unity govt: They will not need Arab parties nor Orthodox parties'

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 03:11 pm
'Israeli president trying to form unity govt: They will not need Arab parties nor Orthodox parties' — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Israeli president says no Arab or Orthodox parties will join his unity govt.

The UNHINGED Take

Pres gets hailed for unity, yet says we don't need Arab or Orthodox. That's the same charisma trick you use when you swindle tourists with fake safaris.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Pres gets hailed for unity, yet says we don't need Arab or Orthodox.

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Pres gets hailed for unity, yet says we don't need Arab or Orthodox. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/israeli-president-trying-to-form-unity-govt-they #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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